Description
The ultimate holiday decoration for people who love Christmas Vacation… and swear like Clark when the lights don’t work.
Deep laser-engraved on premium birch with every glorious word of the iconic rant, this sign is equal parts festive and filthy. Hang it proudly by the tree, over the bar, or right next to Aunt Bethany’s Jell-O mold and watch your guests lose it the second they read it.
- Size: 8″ × 12″ (perfect statement piece)
- Real wood (warm Baltic birch) with natural grain that makes every sign unique
- Crisp, permanent laser engraving – no paint, no vinyl, no fading ever
- Pre-tied buffalo-plaid ribbon bow ready to hang
- Lightweight but sturdy – hangs straight and arrives in one piece
Limited run – these sell out faster than Clark’s bonus check every single year. Grab yours before the eggnog’s gone and the turkey’s dry.
