Description
Made from rich, naturally striped acacia wood, this hilarious yet oh-so-practical board is the ultimate party MVP — and the perfect gentle nudge when the night’s winding down.
Deep laser-engraved in elegant vintage-style lettering: “If you can read this, snacks are gone, it’s time to go home!”
- Perfect for charcuterie spreads that disappear faster than expected
- Cheese & cracker boards at game nights or holiday grazing tables
- Give a housewarming gifts that actually get laughs (and gets used!)
- About 16″ x 8″, including the handle
- Hand wash only. Re-oil periodically to maintain beauty and performance (food-safe oils used)
It’s funny, it’s functional, and it politely screams “party’s over” without you having to say a word.